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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Why do guys on dating apps often just first message "hey" or "hey how are you" instead of being more creative and unique? How do they think being a copycat will stand out?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

When do you feel most peaceful ever?

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

What's an underrated/unknown novel or series that you think deserves more attention?

Still no good

Just Forget it!

No go.

Why is fitness important?

Loons and Moons

Then came..

Kevin Durant Reportedly Would've Put Knicks on Top Landing Spots If NY Pursued Trade - Bleacher Report

So they tried

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Next, they tried...

How would you feel if your girlfriend had dick pics on her phone?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Galaxy Z Fold 7, Flip 7 to get stunning visual upgrade with S25-like wallpaper glow - Sammy Fans

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Which unexpected celebrity has done a bold or revealing photoshoot?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Still no good.

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

‘How to Train Your Dragon’ soars in box office debut with $83.7 million, beating ‘Lilo & Stitch’ - AP News

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Nuts and Butts

They put up a sign reading

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

From an axiology/value theory point of view, how can one say that a diverse society is better than a uniform one, especially given the negative effects of diversity (racism, sectarian conflict, problems arising from extreme cultural relativism)?